End of life found

Scientists at the Icelandic university have calculated the end to all life on earth as we know it. The discovery came about as they where researching energy transfer as proposed by the theory of Newton's laws of motion by Isaac Newton.

War tool of the future is energy transfer
The Sept. 2008 money market failure is a result of energy transfer (money) going bad. Money makers have found out that if markets are under a lot of stress, money can turn into binary dust in the pipes of computer cables.

The discovery has got the attention of many scientists. Some studies have taken place and "the results are surprising" said Jona Whaleson, a leading scientist at the Institute of Chaos for Children Entering the Money Market.

Jona went on to say "We have discovered that money is no different from people, it has feelings as people and it hurts under stress." Jona predicts that the money scenario can be used in warfare "A country can be put in to bankruptcy by the people that control the computer cables. On wireless networks, everyone is a target."


Money out of the vaults

To the surprise of bankers, money in their vaults started to disappear as money evaporated in the pipes. A manager of a large investment bank said to Surtur that there was just dust on the floor in his vault, where there was money before.

The speculation at the moment is that governments around the world has issued money with a microscopic computer chip inside is. The chip is said to have a powerful artificial intelligence processor that links to financial markets via wireless network. One government insider commented "the reason for the chip is to make money disappear as inflation rises, this was though to be efficient at the time."

The end of life as we know it

Scientist have speculated that if money is disappearing at current alarming rates, the same thing could happen to people, since they are so similar. Scientist fear that the souls of people could eventually be sucked into electronic networks around the world, thus rendering all humans a zombies because of greed.

Icelandic cult leader sentenced to 27 years in prison for slavery

The Icelandic Christian cult Krossinn has been found guilty of enslaving it’s parishioners by an Icelandic court today. The cult leaders have been found guilty of systematically brainwashing it’s followers with a highly effective psychiatric conditioning that, according to the court, has been going on since 1990.

According to the court ruling, psychiatric conditioning took place for over 15 years up until 2005 when the police forced it’s way into the cult’s headquarters to arrest it’s leaders. Apparently the leaders where prepared for invasion, since they had installed various booby traps around the building.

One trap ignited into the face of one Mr. Gunnar Hnjóðsson, an officer off the law, extracting a navy blue colour all over his face. Mr. Hnjóðsson had to take a one year leave of absence because of the incident. Apparently he is still not rid of the entire blue colour from his face, two years later. In a comment made to Surtur, Mr. Hnjóðsson said “I could not leave my home for the first 3 months.” And added “I looked like I’d just taken a part in a Blue Man Group performance.”

According to the ruling, the leaders of the cult conditioned about 200-300 followers to perform various deeds for them, some of whom where to perform illegal acts against state and country. As a consequence, the investigative department of the police department has solved at least 150 previously unsolved crimes, some of them being prostitution.

It turns out that the leaders where just lining they’re own pockets with money while turning they’re followers into criminals. As one follower stated “We have been made to be fools!” While other say “He is still our leader, nothing will change that!” Inside sources informed Surtur about an upcoming demonstration, but were reluctant to disclose any information as to where and when.

Krossinn has about 5000 members that donate 25% of they’re earnings to the religious cult. When asked why people have to give so much, a spokesman for the Krossinn said that they would like to be sure that they’re members where true believers, true believers do not worship money, he added.

Some of the religious leaders around the country have stated that they don’t want to have anything to do with the followers of the cult. Some have even said that they do not want them into they’re church.

The Icelandic government is looking at some tough questions to answer because of this fiasco. This brings into the light the governments sponsorship of religion and religious organisation that have been debated about for many years. The fact that the government was sponsoring the cult with money at the same time the cult members where being brainwashed to act out against the government. The Prime minister was quoted saying “This threatens our core moral fibre as society.