Friday, February 15, 2008

Scientists discover morality gene

The Icelandic firm Encode, a genetics research company, has decoded a fundamental flaw in the human genome. The flaw can be found in a single cell of a cell membrane at conception that goes on to divides it's self and spreads the flaw to all cells of the body.

The gene in question decides the moral balance of a person in it's life. A spokesman told Surtur that the "gene tunes a moral scale for the person to come, before dividing it self and distributing the moral tuning to every cell of the body."

The gene effect
The effect of this discovery is quite profound, say scientists, A persons moral fiber can be tuned even before it develops thought, said a spokesman for Encode. A tuning of this gene at the right moment can almost guaranty a morally just and strong person.

Government environmental advantage
The Icelandic government has already allowed Encode to do a stem cell research in to the matter. In a statement made by the government and Encode, they stated "We are working together to find the solution for future generations," The statement went on to say "The modern man is not equipped to deal with the current environmental problems, we hope to remove that flaw from the future man."

The Icelandic government has taken a defensive position on the matter. The reason is that it sold out to the USA at the Dubai climate summit. The discussion in Iceland has focused primarily on the fact that in order to entice the USA into the environmental path, the breathing air has been made a commodity, as agreed by the two countries at the summit.

The morale for the future
Even today there are oxygen farms in Iceland, ready to sell oxygen to the government for realeafing pollution quotas in other countries. A team of Icelandic scientists has pointed out that in 100 years all wild forrests and coral reafs will be extinct and the only source of oxigen will be through oxygen farms. The scientists say they fear the prospect of charging people for the air they breath.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is awful and because of what we as human beings are expecting, the government should also set up suicidal parlors for those who have given up on life.