End of life found

Scientists at the Icelandic university have calculated the end to all life on earth as we know it. The discovery came about as they where researching energy transfer as proposed by the theory of Newton's laws of motion by Isaac Newton.

War tool of the future is energy transfer
The Sept. 2008 money market failure is a result of energy transfer (money) going bad. Money makers have found out that if markets are under a lot of stress, money can turn into binary dust in the pipes of computer cables.

The discovery has got the attention of many scientists. Some studies have taken place and "the results are surprising" said Jona Whaleson, a leading scientist at the Institute of Chaos for Children Entering the Money Market.

Jona went on to say "We have discovered that money is no different from people, it has feelings as people and it hurts under stress." Jona predicts that the money scenario can be used in warfare "A country can be put in to bankruptcy by the people that control the computer cables. On wireless networks, everyone is a target."


Money out of the vaults

To the surprise of bankers, money in their vaults started to disappear as money evaporated in the pipes. A manager of a large investment bank said to Surtur that there was just dust on the floor in his vault, where there was money before.

The speculation at the moment is that governments around the world has issued money with a microscopic computer chip inside is. The chip is said to have a powerful artificial intelligence processor that links to financial markets via wireless network. One government insider commented "the reason for the chip is to make money disappear as inflation rises, this was though to be efficient at the time."

The end of life as we know it

Scientist have speculated that if money is disappearing at current alarming rates, the same thing could happen to people, since they are so similar. Scientist fear that the souls of people could eventually be sucked into electronic networks around the world, thus rendering all humans a zombies because of greed.

Scientists discover morality gene

The Icelandic firm Encode, a genetics research company, has decoded a fundamental flaw in the human genome. The flaw can be found in a single cell of a cell membrane at conception that goes on to divides it's self and spreads the flaw to all cells of the body.

The gene in question decides the moral balance of a person in it's life. A spokesman told Surtur that the "gene tunes a moral scale for the person to come, before dividing it self and distributing the moral tuning to every cell of the body."

The gene effect
The effect of this discovery is quite profound, say scientists, A persons moral fiber can be tuned even before it develops thought, said a spokesman for Encode. A tuning of this gene at the right moment can almost guaranty a morally just and strong person.

Government environmental advantage
The Icelandic government has already allowed Encode to do a stem cell research in to the matter. In a statement made by the government and Encode, they stated "We are working together to find the solution for future generations," The statement went on to say "The modern man is not equipped to deal with the current environmental problems, we hope to remove that flaw from the future man."

The Icelandic government has taken a defensive position on the matter. The reason is that it sold out to the USA at the Dubai climate summit. The discussion in Iceland has focused primarily on the fact that in order to entice the USA into the environmental path, the breathing air has been made a commodity, as agreed by the two countries at the summit.

The morale for the future
Even today there are oxygen farms in Iceland, ready to sell oxygen to the government for realeafing pollution quotas in other countries. A team of Icelandic scientists has pointed out that in 100 years all wild forrests and coral reafs will be extinct and the only source of oxigen will be through oxygen farms. The scientists say they fear the prospect of charging people for the air they breath.